Westbury Celtic Football Club

Celtic hit for 8 A day to forget for Westbury!
Season 2009/10 Worcester Sunday Premier League

November 8th 2009 - Katherine Rayer Cup - 10.30 kick-off

Martley Spurs		8-0		Westbury Celtic Reserves
Owen 4, Collins 2, Whittington 2

Squad: Jenkins 5, Tredwell 6, Baker 5, Spink 5, A Austin 5, Macabe 5, Rainbow 5, Maycroft 5, Carlin 5, Parkinson 5 Sub* - Booked -

Weather	LOUSY
Attendance	5....NOT QUITE THE CALDRON OF HATE I WAS EXPECTING OFF THE LOCALS AFTER THE HISTORY BETWEEN ME AND THEM!!
Celebrity in the Crowd	LES JENKINS, WHO HAD MORE FIRE IN HIS BELLY THAN ANYONE ELSE
Dressing Room Gossip	THE STATE OF PLANET MAYCROFT WHO HAD ONE EYE ASLEEP AND THE THE OTHER ONE POKING OUT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! BUT TO BE FAIR ALWAYS TURNS UP WHATEVER PLANET HE'S ON!....AND MISS LAURA McCULLOUGH NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND INVITE MOST OF MY TEAM I WANT THEM HOME AT HALF PAST TEN AT NIGHT NOT HALF PAST TEN IN THE ******* MORNING....SO IM BLAMING TODAY'S DEFEAT ON YOU!!!!!!!
Amusing Moment	THE FAIR SKINNED GINGER BOY RUSS CARLIN WHO IS GROWING A MOUSTACHE FOR CHARITY AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT ITS GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME!! LOOKS LIKE IAN BEALE...PLAYS LIKE LUCY BEALE!!...NOT GOING TO HELP HIS SEX LIFE EITHER!
Spotted this week	THE MACABES AND HALSALLS AT ANTI NATAL CLASS....MAKE THE MOST OF IT BECAUSE IT WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOUR GOING TO TOUCH 'EM FOR A VERY LONG TIME!!
Quote of the Day	GRANT MCULLOUGH - 'what have we stopped at a garden centre for, some plants'?.... WOODY - 'NO WE ARE LOST AND WE ARE ASKING DIRECTIONS'..... GRANT MCULLOUGH - 'I've got a sat nav in my car'.... WOODY -'why the * didn't you say and why the ** have you been following us to Hereford* '!!!!!!!!!
Referee watch	PAUL TYLER - 7 GOOD PERFORMANCE AND DIDN'T PLAY THE FULL 90...CHEERS FOR THAT!
Kev Halsall watch	ITS THAT BUSY TIME OF YEAR AGAIN WHEN SANTA CALLED ON ALL PEOPLE UNDER 4 FOOT TO REPORT TO HIS GROTTO FOR ELF DUTY.....SO DOES THAT MEAN WE GET TO SEE FATHER CHRISTMAS AS MUCH AS WE SEE SUPER KEV?.....KEVIN HALSALL WILL BE APPEARING FROM DEC 1ST UNTIL DEC 25TH IN SALTERS SHOPPING CENTRE IN DROITWICH...HE'S THE 3FOOT ONE DRESSED IN GREEN WITH THE BIG EARS AND A PINT OF STRONGBOW IN HIS HAND!!!!!!
Nob of the Day	MARTLEY STRIKER SCOTT MORRIS WHO AT 8-0 UP AND WITH A MINUTE REMAINING NEEDLESSLY AND BIZARRELY DECIDED TO ELBOW TREDDY OF THE BALL...WHY?.. SOON BACKED OFF WHEN HONG KONG PHOOEY RICHARD 'hold me back' TREDWELL LOST HIS RAG!!...
Post match Drink	RIFLEMANS, COPCUT, RED LION - SUPER SUNDAY KICKED IN!
Man of the Match	RICHARD TREDWELL - SOBER AND ANGRY!

Report:
WESTBURY CELTIC ENDURED A NIGHTMARE DAY IN THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH A 8-0 DEFEAT AT A STRONG MARTLEY SPURS SIDE IN THE KATHERINE RAYER CUP. ALREADY WITH A DEPLETED SQUAD THINGS WERE NOT HELPED BY LATE WITHDRAWLS AND PEOPLE NOT TURNING UP AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE LOST A CAR FULL ON THE WAY AND HAD TO START WITH NINE MEN. SO IM NOT GOING TO BORE YOU WITH HOW GOOD MARTLEY WERE AND HOW BAD WE WERE BECAUSE IT HURTS TOO MUCH, SO THROUGH MY "I HATE MARTLEY SPURS" GLASSES HERE IS MY TAKE ON THE GAME 1ST GOAL - SHOULD OF BEEN DISALLOWED AS KEEPER JENKINS WAS PELTED BY CARROTS FROM THE HOME END 2ND GOAL - OFFSIDE...HIS WELLIES WERE AT LEAST HALF A FOOT OFF 3RD GOAL - HANDBALL BY THAT REALLY GOOD BLOKE WHO PLAYS FOR WORCESTER CITY!! 4TH GOAL - OWN GOAL BY LUKE RAINBOW (goal of the game) 5TH GOAL - BOUNCED IN OFF SOME SHEEPMUCK 6TH GOAL - FAR POST HEADER FROM A BIG EARED FARMER BOY 7TH GOAL - ONE-TWO BETWEEN A COUPLE OF INBREDS AND BANG ITS 7 8TH GOAL - DEFLECTION OF A LOCAL FEEDING A BEEFBURGER TO A SWAN WELL I DO FEEL A BIT BETTER AFTER THAT!! WHO WANTED TO WIN A CUP NAMED AFTER A WOMAN ANYWAY!!!....BUT A LESSON TO EVERYONE THAT AT THIS LEVEL YOU TURN UP HUNGOVER, NOT FIT, DISORGANISED AND NOT PREPARED....PREPARED TO BE WELL BEATEN WHICH TODAY WE WERE...IT CANT HAPPEN AGAIN....PRIDE MUST BE RESTORED IN NEXT WEEKS LOCAL DERBY BASEMENT CLASH AT DROITWICH SPA....
Next Game	DROITWICH SPA (Away game)- MEET KINGY'S AT 9.30 am

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