Celtic mow down Meadow

Super Al send Westbury
into the Quarters!

Westbury Celtic Reserves		4-1		Meadow Park
Parkinson 2, Brogan, Carlin				Taylor

Squad: Jenkins 7, G Mcullough 6, Tredwell 7, Spink 7, Adams 7, Maycroft 7, Rainbow 6, *PARKINSON 8, Heaney 7, Brogan 7, Carlin 7 Sub - Clarke 6, Paddy the Greek 6, Johnny Egypt 6
Weather	FINE, FREEZING
Attendance	16
Celebrity in the Crowd	MRS GRANT MCULLOUGH, ONE VISIT TO THE CLOTHES SHOW, ONE PAIR OF SHOCKING WELLIES!
Dressing Room Gossip	WITH DROITWICH'S VERSION OF ROBSON AND JEROME ....STUART PERRY AND ANDY JOHNSON CALLED UP TO HELP THE RESERVES OUT. A RIPPLE OF EXCITEMENT SPREAD ACROSS DROITWICH TOWN CENTRE ON SATURDAY...UNFORTUNATELY, ONCE AGAIN BOTH PLAYERS TALKED THE TALK AND COULDN'T WALK THE WALK OR INDEED GET OUT OF BED LEAVING A LARGE CROWD DISAPPOINTED AND JAY MAYCROFT HEARTBROKEN AS HIS WEST BROM PROMOTION CALENDAR WAS LEFT UNSIGNED...YOUR BOTH SACKED!
Amusing Moment	ROB PROCOPIOU, STILL A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND AND KING KEBAB...AS SOON AS I SENT THE TEXT GIVING HIM THE RECALL I KNEW WHAT I WAS LETTING MYSELF IN FOR AS THE GREEK SPACE HOPPER BOUNCED INTO KINGYS CAR PARK WITH AN ARMY OF FANS AND FAMILY CHARTERED IN FROM HALKIDIKI THAT MORNING AND PESTERED ME UNTIL HE WAS FINALLY SENT ONTO THE PITCH...MANY THANKS PRO!!
Spotted this week	TONY THOMPSON CALLING AN URGENT FAMILY MEETING TO EXPLAIN TO THEM LAST WEEKS REPORT!! APOLOGIES THOMPSON FAMILY , I AM PAPPERAZZI SCUM!
Quote of the Day	Russ Carlin - 'get the cone'......Derick Adams - 'who you calling a cone'!!
Referee watch	R GARDNER 9.....STILL TRYING TO WORK OUT WHY HIM AND KEEPER SEAN JENKINS WERE SAT IN THE BACK OF HIS CAR AS I ARRIVED?
Kev Halsall watch	'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY....YOUR SACKED AS WELL...........O'DONNELL AND HASTINGS YOUR ON THE THINNEST OF ICE
Nob of the Day	ANDY JOHNSON. COULDN'T TURN UP FOR THE ALBION, BARNSLEY OR WALES SO WESTBURY CELTIC RESERVES WERE NEVER GOING TO STAND A CHANCE!
Post match Drink	COFFEE, AT WORK....YEAH THAT'S RIGHT...COFFEE AT WORK......BAXENDEN HAVE GOT A LOT TO ANSWER FOR!
Man of the Match	ALAN PARKINSON, 8 GOALS IN 10 GAMES...THAT'S WHAT WE PAID THE MONEY FOR. TOP MAN, TOP STRIKER...SO GOOD THEY NAMED A DISEASE AFTER HIM!
Report:
A BRACE FROM ALAN PARKINSON HELPED WESTBURY CELTIC RESERVES MOVE INTO THE QUARTER FINALS OF THE WORCESTER NURSING CUP IN A 4-1 DEFEAT AGAINST MEADOW PARK.       AGAIN A DEPLETED SQUAD LEFT THE RESERVES STRUGGLING FOR A SIDE BUT ON A BRIGHTER NOTE SAW CENTRE HALF CRAIG HEANEY RETURN FROM AN ANKLE INJURY SUSTAINED ON THE OPENING DAY AGAINST HEENANS BACK IN SEPTEMBER, BUT IT WAS HEANEY WHO GIFTED THE VISITORS THE LEAD EARLY ON WHEN HIS BACK PASS LET IN TAYLOR TO FIRE PAST JENKINS.         THE HOME SIDE GRADUALLY BEGAN TO GET ON TOP AND RUSS CARLINS DANGEROUS SET PIECES FINALLY SAW CELTIC DRAW LEVEL WHEN HIS CORNER WAS HEADED HOME BY BEN BROGAN FOR HIS THIRD IN THREE GAMES, AND CELTIC SHOULD OF GONE IN FRONT BEFORE THE BREAK WHEN RAINBOW TWICE WENT CLOSE ALONG WITH PARKINSON.          WESTBURY CONTINUED TO BOSS THE SECOND HALF WITH ANOTHER HARD WORKING SHIFT AND WERE REWARDED ON THE HOUR WHEN CARLIN CAPPED A FINE PERFORMANCE TO ADD A SECOND AFTER CUTTING IN FROM THE RIGHT, AND DESPITE THE INJURY JINX STRIKING AGAIN AS MCULLOUGH, RAINBOW AND HEANEY ALL LIMPING OFF ALAN PARKINSON KILLED OFF MEADOW PARK WITH TWO WELL TAKEN GOALS, THE SECOND ANOTHER BEAUTY FROM 25 YARDS TO SET UP A QUARTER FINAL TIE AGAINST MAZAK....ASBO GRAN WE ARE COMING TO SMASH YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH YOUR CHAMBER POT!!   AND SO ANOTHER YEAR OVER...AND A WELL DESERVED FEW WEEKS OFF AWAY FROM PRESSURES OF SUNDAY FOOTBALL AND I'LL BE GLAD TO TURN MY PHONE OFF AND PUT MY FEET UP IN MY CONSERVATORY GROTTO AS MY LITTLE ELF FRIEND KEV HALSALL FEEDS ME PEANUTS AND PEELS ME GRAPES....DO NOT DISTURB!!......PLEASE TAKE IT EASY OVER CHRISTMAS BOYS...MY BLACK BOOK HAS FINALLY RUN OUT OF BLOODY PLAYERS!!! I CANT TAKE ANYMORE!....I JUST HOPE SANTA BRINGS US A TREATMENT TABLE.   THE CHRISTMAS RAFFLE WILL BE DRAWN AT THE BARLEY ON SUNDAY AT 2PM..ANY OUTSTANDING RAFFLE TICKETS BRING THEM TO MY HOUSE OR BRING THEM TO THE PUB, FAILURE TO DO SO AND I'LL JUST FINE YOU A TENNER...UP TO YOU.   CHRISTMAS DRINKS - SUNDAY 27th DECEMBER HAS BEEN PENCILLED IN...I WILL TXT YOU WITH THE DETAILS...PLEASE TRY AND MAKE THE EFFORT, YOU PUT THE HARD WORK IN, NOW ITS TIME TO RELAX AND ENJOY.   AND FINALLY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OUR READERS HO HO HO, HAVE A GOOD ONE, SEE YOU SOON!  PEACE!
Next Game	AFC Mazak January 3rd 2010 - Quarter Final of the Nursing Cup!!!!