Squad:
Jenkins
5, Tredwell 6, *SPINK 7, G Mcullough 6, A Austin 6, Maycroft
6, Brogan 6, Parkinson 6, Thompson 6, Bowman 6, Baker 6
Sub
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Adams 6, Rainbow 6 |
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| Weather |
RAINING....AS WOODY MADE HIS WAY TO THE PITCH
HE WAS GIVEN A BREAKDOWN OF THE DAYS WEATHER FROM CAPTAIN
PERSONALITY HIMSELF DEREK THE GROUNDSMAN WHO TOLD HIM IT WAS
GOING TO BE SUNNY AND THEN IT ****** DOWN, APPARENTLY IT WAS
JOHN CRAVEN FROM COUNTRYFILES FAULT WHO IS RARELY WRONG.....AS
A CHILD JOHN CRAVEN WAS FULL OF **** ON NEWSROUND AND THINGS
OBVIOUSLY HAVENT CHANGED!
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| Attendance |
14
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| Celebrity in the
Crowd |
THE RETURN OF THE NEW KEV BROGAN, COOL, CALM
AND COLLECTED...PREFERRED IT WHEN HE WAS A HOOLIGAN!!
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| Dressing Room
Gossip |
A SOMBRE MOOD IN THE DRESSING
ROOM AS MORALE HIT AN ALL TIME LOW
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| Amusing Moment |
THE REFEREE TRYING TO FIND OUT MY NAME!! CANT
BE THAT HARD SURELY...DOESN'T HE KNOW WHO I AM?
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| Spotted this week |
NEIL MCULLOUGH LEAVING STEPHEN
GATELEYS FLAT MUTTERING LIGHTWEIGHT UNDER HIS BREATH...WHAT A
SAD LOSS TO BRITISH MUSIC....JAY MAYCROFT WAS INCONSOLABLE
BEFORE KICK OFF FOLLOWING THE DEATH OF HIS HERO
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| Quote of the Day |
CHAIRMAN
FAFA TO WOODY..'If I had my way I'd ******* SACK YOU
TODAY....(I think that was a vote of confidence from our
loving warm chairman)!!
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| Referee watch |
PAUL FLANDERS -
0.....INTRODUCED A BIZARRE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE STYLE HANDSHAKE
BEFORE THE GAME?? (Rest of opinion is censored)
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| Kev Halsall watch |
FOLLOWING
SHOWDOWN TALKS IN THE RIFLEMANS ON SATURDAY NIGHT, NOT SO
SUPER KEVS ROLLOCKING MUST OF FELL ON DEAF EARS AS ONCE AGAIN
HE DIDN'T TURN UP!!
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| Nob of the Day |
ANOTHER CHEATING LINESMAN!
WHAT'S THE POINT OF GETTING UP ON A SUNDAY MORNING WHEN EVERY
TEAM SEEMS TO HAVE ONE EXCEPT US?
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| Post match Drink |
BARLEY, WHITE HART, BULL INN...AS THE SUICIDAL
MANAGER CHOSE TO DROWN HIS SORROWS ALONE AND THEN WENT HOME TO
MAKE A ROAST...AND BELIEVE ME IT WAS A TOSS UP WEATHER MY HEAD
OR THE CHICKEN WENT IN THE OVEN FIRST
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| Man of the Match |
OLI SPINK...MATURE BEYOND HIS
YEARS |
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| Report: |
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WESTBURY CELTIC
WERE LEFT WONDERING HOW THE HELL THEY MANAGED TO THROW
AWAY A TWO GOAL LEAD AGAINST TEN MEN WITH FIVE MINUTES
REMAINING IN THIS KIDDERMINSTER HOSPITAL CUP EXIT IN AN
ILL TEMPERED AFFAIR WHICH SAW CELTIC CRASH OUT 2-4 AFTER
EXTRA TIME.
AS PER USUAL
THE LATE WITHDRAWLS SAW CELTICS INJURY HIT SQUAD GO DOWN
TO THE BEAR ELEVEN AS THE LEGEND OF DERICK ADAMS ANSWERED
A LATE CALL UP TO BOOST THE NUMBERS. BUT IT WAS THE HOME
SIDE WHO GOT OFF TO A FLYER IN THE OPENING MOMENTS WITH A
GREAT MOVE DOWN THE RIGHT AS JIMMY BAKER CROSSED FOR JAY
MAYCROFT TO FIRE HOME.
BUT THE
VISITORS BEGAN TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE GAME BUT FAILED TO
FIND AWAY PAST A STRONG WESTBURY DEFENCE IN WHICH OLI
SPINK WAS AGAIN SUPERB. BUT DISASTER STRUCK FOR WESTBURY
EITHER SIDE OF THE BREAK AS THEY LOST TONY THOMPSON AND
JIMMY BAKER TO INJURY WHO WERE REPLACED BY ADAMS AND AN
ALREADY INJURED RAINBOW.
IN A DULL
SECOND HALF THE GAME TURNED INTO A FARCE AS EVERY TIME
WESTBURY WENT FORWARD THEY WERE DENIED BY THE LINESMANS
FLAG AS WOODY RETURNED THE COMPLIMENT EVERY TIME WOLVERLY
WENT THE OTHER WAY AS LUKE RAINBOW EVENTUALLY SPRUNG IT 15
MINUTES FROM TIME TO LOB HOME A SECOND AND MOMENTS LATER
PARKINSON SMACKED THE CROSSBAR WHICH COULD OF SEWN IT
UP...WITH THIS WOLVERLY LOST THEIR HEADS AND BEN BROGAN
NEARLY LOST HIS LEGS FOLLOWING A SERIES OF DISGUSTING LATE
TACKLES WHICH EVENTUALLY SAW THE VISITORS DOWN TO TEN
MEN...BUT THIS SEEMED TO SPUR WOLVERLY ON AS THEY
SCRAMBLED A LATE CONSOLATION AND AS THE WARNING BELLS WERE
RINGING WOLVERLY THEN EQUALISED IN THE DYING SECONDS
FOLLOWING WOEFUL WESTBURY DEFENDING...SADLY CELTIC SEEMED
TO ACCEPT THE INEVITABLE AND WITH MCULLOUGH AND JENKINS
ADDING TO THE WALKING WOUNDED IT WAS NO SURPRISE THAT
WOLVERLY SEWED THE GAME UP IN EXTRA TIME WITH TWO MORE
GOALS AS MORE UNSAVOURY SCENES FOLLOWED AT THE WHISTLE.
KIDDERMINSTER CUP?? SHOVE
IT...GLAD TO BE OUT OF IT IF THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE TO PUT UP
WITH...I WOULDN'T GO TO KIDDERMINSTER IF THEY WERE
OFFERING FREE DONER KEBABS AND VODKA SERVED BY NAKED
WOMEN.
DOWN, VERY DOWN...BUT NOT
OUT....BRING ON NEXT SUNDAY.
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| Next Game |
POWICK -
AWAY meet at Bull Inn 9.15am |
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| And
when I text people ' let me know asap if there are any
problems' that doesn't mean in the early hours of Sunday
******* Morning!!! its too late then do you not understand
this??????????? |
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